I know I may seem like a soul-less human being at times, so brace yourself for this one: I had may-jah tears watching highlights of Will and Kate's Wedding. It wasn't the "royal treatment" or "fairy tale" of it all...it was because they actually looked like they're madly in love. These faces exhibit true happiness to me. And that makes the Juice well up like a little girl. *ok Will and Kate, please last longer than 3 years so I don't look like an ass for these comments*
That all being said, let's talk the Hot and the Fug of the Ceremony, shall we?
HOTTT
Kate looked ABSOLUTELY STUNNING. I cannot stress this enough. What a gorgeous, natural beauty she is.
I adore the long-sleeved lace on her "Sarah Burton for the House of Alexander McQueen" gown. It's a conservative move, yet with a modern twist. Complete with Cartier tiara, she simply exuded royal beauty.
And can we talk about the fact that Kate did her own makeup? Flawless. She gave herself a tad more oomph to her typical natural, sporty look and it was a 100% win in my book. I fell a little bit in love with her every time she smiled at Will and those dimples took over her pretty pink cheeks.
So let's move on to the near scene-stealer Pippa.
I mean, damn girl! And here we all thought wearing white to a wedding was a total faux pas...Pippa said F-that and as MOH looked like she could be walking down the aisle herself. But I have to give props, she looks amazeballs.
Even Harry thought so...
And speaking of Harry? Yum. He can take a few of those ropes off that jacket and tie me up....whoa, whoa, what?! Sorry. Stream of conscience....Here are a few of my other favorites:
Loving this hat. It's making a statement, yet it isn't batshit crazy.
I'm enjoying the all-over pale pink here and the dress has beautiful subtle detail.
The Queen, like, invented colorblock, ya'll.
Who knew that Britney Spears was invited? LOL
And last, but not least. Becks. Two words: ultimate wheelhouse.
FUGGG
We all know Victoria Beckham is preggers, but this is totally unlike her to wear a potato sack. Her hat falls into my "how in the hell is that staying on her head?" category. And lastly, the platform on those shoes make my feet hurt just looking at them. Is there a word for more than strippertastic?
Tara Palmer Tomlinson looks like she could be a Batman villain. "Violet Beauregard"...she attacks the city of Gotham with her poisonous blueberries hidden in her sushi boat hat. Will Batman be able to defeat her and save the townspeople from blowing up into human exploding blueberries? Stay tuned...
No. No. No. If you're already a Princess, shouldn't you have that whole "style" thing down pat? Or at least have a stylist to assist in that regard? Princesses Eugenia and Beatrice look like Gaga Gone Wrong. Be careful, if you look Beatrice's hat dead-on, you'll turn to stone.
If you look closely, you might find some clown fish swimming around that coral...um, hat?
And lastly, if you're supposedly the next Princess-to-be (and dating the much hotter Harry), I think it's time to start dialing it in. Chelsy Davy looks a hot mess. She's giving me that "I'm just here for the free booze" vibe...AKA the "Tara Reid."
