Hotness of the Week and Fugness of the Week

Kim "Costume Change FAIL" Kardashian

It's difficult to take double honors on The Juice, but Kim Kardashian managed to make me drool and then make me vomit -- all in one night. It may seem impressive for Kim to conjure up such opposing feelings in me, but I need consistency...or so my therapist tells me.

On Kim's 30th Birthday Bash at Tao in Las Vegas, she hit the red carpet pre-festivities in what could possibly be the most epic Vegas\Birthday\I'm 30 and Still Smokin' Hot\and Single dress ever. I'm not sure how she's breathing, but it doesn't matter because this dress is a 10 on the

boner-scale.

Later in the evening, Kim opted for a costume change. And by costume, I mean Little House on the Prairie meets the Housewives of New York. WTF. Pointy toe heels + lace +"shoulder pad contraption doilies" + severe up-do DOES NOT = 30th birthday party in Vegas. It is the exact opposite of what any woman should go for.

The only situation that can explain this disastrous wardrobe choice is this: a rich and sexy Armenian man showed up and swept Kim off her feet - leaving her feeling monogamous and virginal for this love of her life that she will soon marry, thus the choice in dress.

Unfortunately, I don't think that was the case. *Sigh*

Breast Cancer Awareness Month

In light of Breast Cancer Awareness Month, The Juice wants to talk PINK...particularly in the NFL. I am getting such a kick out of seeing the array of pink accessories worn by players this October. My personal favorite is seen below: the ombre pink to black gloves are pretty bomb.

Let's talk about the questionable pink accessory though:

The Chinstrap.

But it's all subjective. :)

Feel Your Boobies, Ladies!

xoxo