Fugness of the Week

Lindsay "Crack Kills" Lohan

What the shit? Lindsay Lohan looks a HOT MESS in Vegas this week, there celebrating her 23rd birthday. 23 people!!! I hope I don't look like this when I'm 33, seriously! Is it the over-done spray tan? Is it the 90s crack whore clothing? I mean, can we talk about the red thong sticking out of her white cut-offs??? One of THE worst trends of the 90s.

And the shirt...or is it a shirt? Half shirt, half dress, so help me if she thinks she's setting trends here she has SO much to learn.

Hotness of the Week

Mickey "Urban Cowboy" Rourke

If I walked past this delicious piece of man-meat smoking a butt outside, my knees would buckle in delight. Rawr, Mickey, Rawr.

FIRST LOOK

Your first look at character stills of Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland remake!!!

Johnny Depp as The Mad Hatter

Anne Hathaway as The White Queen

Helena Bonham Carter as The Red Queen AKA The Queen of Hearts

I'm dying here!!! I loooooove everything Tim Burton. This movie looks like it's going to be freaktastic...in an amazing way.