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Wednesday, May 27, 2009

RANT-tastic

Let's talk LEGGINGS, shall we?

I'm a big fan. BIG fan of leggings.
Leggings can turn certain dresses into year-round dresses. Leggings are awesome when you bought a dress at Forever 21 and didn't try it on and you then realize it was made for someone 5 feet tall and you don't feel like flashing your ass to the world. Leggings are great for when you're traveling at 6am and you just want to wear that sack dress that makes you feel like you're still wearing pajamas, but you don't want your legs to freeze. Leggings are particularly great when you're feeling a little chubs and you pull those puppies up as high as they go control-top style...

THAT BEING SAID, a piece of me dies every time I see leggings with a shirt or dress that does not cover ass and crotch.

I do NOT want to see your cameltoe nor your cheeks exposed to the world. No one does! That's gross. And awkward. And it looks extremely uncomfortable. I'M uncomfortable looking at you.

The only time this is semi-acceptable is when you're working out and you're wearing "work out gear leggings" and your t-shirt shows a little booty and a little crotch. But those leggings are MADE for that...they're thick! And let's be honest, no one is looking at your sweaty outfit anyway when you're working out.

So ladies, next time you pull on your leggings, please make sure to pair with a shirt\dress long enough to cover your bits and pieces.


i feel better now, thanks.

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