SIDE BY SIDE

Daisy de la Hoya vs. Janice the Muppet

Thoughts? I think they bare a striking resemblance...

FIRST LOOK

Um....yes, please!!! God, Jake Gyllenhaal is delicious. I will 100% go see this movie - even if it is Disney.

(thanks for the pic perez)

Taking It Back Old School...2005 Emmy's

Tess "Scissor Happy" Smith

In an effort to stay cool, Tess opted for a breezy one piece, complete with open panels for that rare summer breeze to cool down her simmering body...

The added details of the glued-on belly button jewels down to the clear, plastic stripper heels are wonderful compliments to, what I would consider, a homerun red carpet ensemble.

My only concern is that if she takes one step in this creation, the whole world might be able to see all of her girlybits. But something in me seems to think she won't mind at all.

Shout out to Ruhe for this one.

Fugness of the Week

Lindsay "Crack Kills" Lohan

What the shit? Lindsay Lohan looks a HOT MESS in Vegas this week, there celebrating her 23rd birthday. 23 people!!! I hope I don't look like this when I'm 33, seriously! Is it the over-done spray tan? Is it the 90s crack whore clothing? I mean, can we talk about the red thong sticking out of her white cut-offs??? One of THE worst trends of the 90s.

And the shirt...or is it a shirt? Half shirt, half dress, so help me if she thinks she's setting trends here she has SO much to learn.

Hotness of the Week

Mickey "Urban Cowboy" Rourke

If I walked past this delicious piece of man-meat smoking a butt outside, my knees would buckle in delight. Rawr, Mickey, Rawr.

FIRST LOOK

Your first look at character stills of Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland remake!!!

Johnny Depp as The Mad Hatter

Anne Hathaway as The White Queen

Helena Bonham Carter as The Red Queen AKA The Queen of Hearts

I'm dying here!!! I loooooove everything Tim Burton. This movie looks like it's going to be freaktastic...in an amazing way.

Fugness of the Week

This one's for the boys...

Josh Hartnett

Take note: Manpris \ Capris on dudes will never be hot.

Josh is on a boat, though, maybe he had to wade through the waters to board... Even so, if that's the case, you pulled that shit up so as NOT to get wet, therefore what's the harm in pulling your pants back down? None I tell you. None.

He looks like a dork. There, I said it.