Tess "Scissor Happy" Smith
In an effort to stay cool, Tess opted for a breezy one piece, complete with open panels for that rare summer breeze to cool down her simmering body...
The added details of the glued-on belly button jewels down to the clear, plastic stripper heels are wonderful compliments to, what I would consider, a homerun red carpet ensemble.
My only concern is that if she takes one step in this creation, the whole world might be able to see all of her girlybits. But something in me seems to think she won't mind at all.
Shout out to Ruhe for this one.